Glee Club: Facebook Edition.
Rachel Berry is now single!
Noah Puckerman: Called off the engagement already? You know puckasaurus is available for some grief sex
Quinn Fabray: Oh shut up Puck, Rachel do you need me to come over?
Noah Puckerman: If you guys are having lesbian sex, can i at least watch?
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Brittany S Pierce: If lesbian sex was a class i'd totally get an A
Santana Lopez: Babe you'd get an A plus, your tongue is magical.
Noah Puckerman: Now i really wanna watch.
Santana Lopez: I'll chop off your dick Puckerman.
Blaine Anderson: I'm suddenly really sorry i logged on
Kurt Hummel: Rachel, where is Finn?
Brittany S Pierce: Wait Quinn is having sex with Rachel?
Noah Puckerman: YES!
Rachel Berry: Shut up Noah! Yeah Quinn you can come.
Noah Puckerman: I want to watch her "come"
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Sam Evans: FINN IS ON FACEBOOK
Finn Hudson: Well since my fiance is in love with my ex girlfriend what else am i supposed to do
Santana Lopez: Seriously Fabray? Berry.. of all the people you could have had?
Brittany S Pierce: What's that supposed to mean?
Rachel Berry: FINN, really? Must we do this here? Santana don't start.
Quinn Fabray: Can it Lopez, you're just jealous.
Santana Lopez: Britt baby, i just don't understand her love for man hands. That's all baby. Quinn i have the sexiest girl in school i have nothing to be jealous about
Mike Chang: Tina is the sexiest girl in school
Artie Abrams: PREACH!
Tina Cohen Chang: Thanks Mike! Also, Artie that's awkward.
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Rachel Berry: Can everyone stop commenting on this now? Quinn is here and i have to go.
Finn Hudson: Seriously Rachel, i can't believe you.
Brittany S Pierce: You can't stop lady love Finn. That's why i couldn't be with Artie.
Artie Abrams: Thanks Brit...
Kurt Hummel: I don't even understand what's happening right now.
Blaine Anderson: Kurt, I'm coming over, i'll explain!
Santana Lopez: Kurt. Rachel is banging Quinn, I'm banging Britt, You and Blaine are banging. Basically everyone is banging besides Artie and Finn. Maybe you guys could get on that...
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Mercedes Jones: I'm not banging anyone
Sam Evans: That's not what you said last night
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Rachel Berry: GUYS. Im deleting this post.
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